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"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

George R Ahearn sent on June 7, 2010

Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

  1. You refine heroin for a living,
    but you have a moral objection to liquor.
  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
    but you can't afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. Your beard had 10 years growth and is never washed,
    but consider bacon "unclean."
  5. You think vests come in two styles:
    bullet-proof and suicide.
  6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
  7. You consider television dangerous,
    but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
    other than setting off roadside bombs.
  9. You have nothing against women
    and think every man should own at least four.
  10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

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