Health Care?????
 
 
Let me get this straight.
   We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan 
     we are forced to purchase 
     and fined if we don't,
 
written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, 
   passed by a Congress that hasn't read it 
   but exempts themselves from it,
 
signed by a president who also smokes,
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
   to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese. 
   and financed by a country that's broke.
 
What the hell could possibly go wrong?